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In 20 minutes, you'll know exactly
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A free, no-obligation call. No deck. No pitch. Just a direct read of your account - what's working, what isn't, and what to do about it.

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Most founders book a call with an agency and get a sales pitch. This isn't that.

The standard agency consultation is a discovery call dressed up as expertise. You do the talking, they ask the same ten questions, and forty-eight hours later you're looking at a proposal that could apply to almost any account.

This call is different. You'll share your screen, I'll look at your actual account, and within twenty minutes I'll have a clear picture of what's broken and why. You walk away with a diagnosis - not a pitch.

Who this call is for

D2C founders spending £10k–£100k/month on Google Ads who suspect the account isn't performing at its ceiling. You might have inherited it from a previous agency, be running it in-house, or just have a gut feeling that something's off.


What actually happens on the call

20 minutes. No filler.

01 — You share your screen

Pull up your Google Ads account. That's all I need. No spreadsheets, no reports prepared in advance - the live account tells me enough to get going.

02 — I run the diagnostic

I work through the account in a specific order. We'll review tracking integrity, hygiene & campaign structure. Each layer either confirms the account is sound on the surface or surfaces the next problem.

03 — You get the unfiltered read

I'll tell you what I found, what it's likely costing you, and what the priority fix is. If the account is in good shape, I'll tell you that too. There's no incentive for me to manufacture problems.


What you walk away knowing

Most consultations leave you with questions. This one doesn't.

You'll also know whether working together makes sense. That's a two-way assessment - I'm not looking to take on every account, and you shouldn't be looking to work with everyone who'll have you.


Common questions

Yes. No card details. No obligation. Some calls lead to an engagement, some don't. Either way you'll walk away with something useful.

Nothing. Just have access to your Google Ads account so you can share your screen. If you have a rough sense of your margins and monthly ad spend, that context is useful — but not required.

That's precisely when this call is most valuable. A messy account isn't embarrassing — it's a problem with a solution. The accounts I look at most often are ones that have been through multiple agencies and accumulated years of structural debt. That's fine.

At the end of the call I'll let you know whether I think there's a fit, and what working together would look like if so. That's the extent of it. If the account is in good shape, or if it needs something outside my focus area, I'll say so.

D2C e-commerce, primarily. Google Shopping and Search. Accounts spending £10k–£100k/month. I don't take every account — there are situations where the unit economics or offer make Google Ads a difficult channel regardless of account quality. If that's the case, I'd rather tell you on the call than take a retainer.

Typically no. This is more of a hygiene call to understand if there're surface-level issues that need solving. We can discuss margin data and strategy if you have it prepared. Deep profitability deep-dives and structuring is covered more in the audit.

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Find out if your account is leaving profit on the table.

Most accounts I review are optimising to the wrong metrics. A 20-minute intro call is enough to tell you whether there's a structural problem — and what it's likely costing you.

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  • You'll get an honest assessment, even if we're not the right fit.
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